I closed my eyes but I could still see What was this strangeness happening to me I pinch myself and it doesn’t hurt I’m not in a grave, there is no dirt Nothing looks the same anymore It’s as if I went through and closed the door I see a strange light up ahead I cannot stop, I know I’m not dead The light gets brighter with each minute I strain to see, there’s something in it Then I see, I cannot swerve I crash into the car and bounce to the curb I lay with broken antennae and wings There is no way to salvage these things Win a Mustang GT Convertible or $50,000! I look up from the road There before me was a very big toad Last thing I remember was a sticky tug OOOOPs, no longer a bug